What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Maybe leave out

I don't like religions.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But this is not

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Deuteronomy 17

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your going to be alright just relax

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Innocent before proven guilty

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Bible.. Hm.?

I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?